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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

How to Get Laid, the Intro

As promised, I'm sharing an excerpt today of my WIP How to Get Laid Like A Billionaire-Superhero-Pirate-Cowboy-Rockstar-Fireman, copyright 2013 Cindy Jacks, Rave Studios all rights reserved.

Enjoy!


Introduction
The powerful tool you’re not using

Sex.
Whether you’ve been married for fifty years, are just starting a relationship, or are still looking for Ms. Right/Ms. Right-Now, sex is important. More and more studies these days confirm what some of us already knew: Sex―that is good and frequent sex―is the key to our health and happiness and bonds us to our partners. Easier said than done, isn’t it? Especially when you don’t have a partner to begin with or your current partner has lost interest.
I’ll be the first to admit women say one thing and crave another. What’s up with that? It’s simple. We’re bombarded with messages that good girls don’t (yes, even in this day and age) and we want you guys to think we are good, especially if you are someone we’re interested in for more than one night.
Good girls don’t jump into bed on the first date. Good girls don’t give blowjobs and they especially don’t swallow. Good girls don’t ask for anal and if they give in to a man’s request, they certainly don’t enjoy it. But there is hope. There is a bad girl in every woman and it’s your job to unlock her.
“How the hell do I that?” you ask. Well, gentleman, I’m about to give you the keys to the castle:
Romance novels or more specifically, erotic romance novels. Never heard of erotic romance? It’s chick porn. But more than that it’s a roadmap to what women really want in bed. It’s the most powerful tool most of you aren’t using.
Don’t believe me? Just check out the genre on Amazon….Go ahead, I’ll wait. There’s a reason smutty ebooks targeting women’s sexual desires comprise a billion dollar industry. The fact of the matter is we read these books because we want you, real flesh and blood men, to seduce us and fuck us as if you just got out of prison. Unfortunately, most of you don’t. Sorry. The truth hurts.
Perhaps it’s because you’ve bought into the myth that women don’t like sex or maybe you don’t know how. And I’m also guessing you ain’t interested in reading one of those books. I don’t blame you, some are real pieces of crap. So I’ve done your homework for you, gentlemen.
Keep reading and you’ll discover there are really ten easy steps to seducing **any woman, including that hot girl at the office who won’t give you the time of day or, for you married guys, your wife who more often than not claims she’s got a headache. Take a look at her Kindle or iPad. She’s going to bed with someone every night, it’s just not you.
But it could be…

**Disclaimer: By “any” woman, I mean any sexually active, heterosexual woman. If you’re hunting lesbians, virgins, or nuns, I’m not sure I can help.

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