There's still time to get in your entry for the Bad Angology Contest. Give me the worst metaphor or simile you can come up with, such as:
Her lips were as red as a baboon's ass when it's in heat.
All entries will be posted here and Playground Mystique tomorrow. The winner gets a book from yours truly and a $5 gift certificate to either Freya's Bower or Lyrical Press (winner's choice!)
The entries have been rolling in all weekend and they've have me ROFL. Keep 'em coming!
Email your worst to cindy@cindyjacks.com
Author Cindy Jacks--Mom, EX-wife, writer and all around hot mess
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The Bad Analogy Contest
Non-practicing alcoholic and domestic violence escapee who lives with her lovely young boyfriend, snarky teenage son, ex-husband (the nice one of course), 2 large neurotic dogs and 2 indifferent kitties. Trying to get my sh*t together for the umpteenth time. Pretty sure it's never gonna happen, but hey, no f@#ks given, right?
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if your nose gets any bigger you can hang cloths off it
gl everyone
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