There's still time to get in your entry for the Bad Angology Contest. Give me the worst metaphor or simile you can come up with, such as:
Her lips were as red as a baboon's ass when it's in heat.
All entries will be posted here and Playground Mystique tomorrow. The winner gets a book from yours truly and a $5 gift certificate to either Freya's Bower or Lyrical Press (winner's choice!)
The entries have been rolling in all weekend and they've have me ROFL. Keep 'em coming!
Email your worst to firstname.lastname@example.org